so then in eighth grade…

my little sister just got told by one of her best girl friends that she is ignoring her girl friends now that she has a boyfriend. she asked for some advice, and i channeled the best teen movie of all time, mean girls, for some advice.

“So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. ”

i basically told her that all of her friends were lesbians and should not be invited to her birthday party.

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